You Can't Send Gossip On An Errand And She Won't Deliver 😉

So basically there is this fish that lives on land and is very dangerous ...(it is not the living on land part that is bad oo- coz fishes now can live on land, for instance,  eels live on land when the water temperature is high; so to say, they breathe in oxygen and receive fresh air ontop- it is the dangerous part we are focused on).


Oyinbos said when we see this "dangerous" fish  we should be very careful and probably kill it, but trust most Nigerians, they must have eaten it by now sef and are doing point and kill with it in the market because it looks like cat fish and also like a snake 😂

Jokes apart! I do not know how true this is ...but if you see anything strange...(like really strange ooo because snakefish and blowfish aren't strange..ehen)  Either kill it or kidnap it for further investigation in a well equipped lab.


Nigerians please do not eat it biko...this is not 1000 ways to die. Some of these sea creatures are poisonous. If it is a must that you must consume all the funny looking ones you see, at least request that a trained chef prepares it for you ...guard your life(your mouth and stomach), it is PRECIOUS!!!

Know Your Guy

You may think there are basically two types of guys...the good guy and the bad guy...this blog post will prove you wrong ..So Read On and learn something new..😉

We have the bad guys ...they make up 80% of the male specie so you probably have come across one or hundred. ..they are the players, womanizers e.t.c. Their two main ingredients are "charmingness" and deception. They play the perfect guy till you find out their dirty secrets..their main goals are to break hearts and
 taste as many cookie pots as possible .. Their logo is "There are many fishes in the ocean" and,"you dont just trust me" (until dem jam crayfish before den go mellow o)



Now unto the good guys...these clique of guys are "good" like their name entails ...they are caring, understanding, romantic and they really feel like a girl's final BUSTOP...they make sure their lady is happy and an envy to all BUT, oh! A very big BUT it is.... They are almost never reliable in times of trouble(they like everything soft)...i will give you an instance...Mr good guy takes you to his parents for introduction ..and then kaboosshhh.  His parents says lailai you will not be their inlaw...Mr good guy wouldn't want to hurt his parents even though he "loves" you then relationship sadly ends and the girl cries her eyes out and says ...ohhh he was such a good guy. He was hilarious, generous, handsome kinikonkinikon...Example 1 doesn't suit you ? Let's go to example 2...so you and your Mr good guy get married, after some years no kids..And the doctor confirms you both are perfect ..but Mr good guy cannot wait anymore ..He wants Children...all of a sudden ..he got himself a mistress ...marriage starts breaking apart ..and you start crying ...my dear wipe those tears ..he was after all just a "good guy"...




By now you must be dying to know who the perfect booboo is ahbi....The "best guy" is the overall close-to- perfect man...he never leaves you! Sticks to you like glue and they are just 5% on earth or even less...
Guys be the best guy to your partner and ladies if your man seems to not be the ideal man for you, you can either try to mould him into your ideal man or you go look for your ideal man somewhere else.
The choice is always yours to make though

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE KNOWN FOR?

What do you want to do before you die?

Fall in love? Get married ?have kids? Make a global impact? Be a pacesetter maybe?

You do know you have to do something useful with your life right?...like touching lives, you know, making an impact...you don't just live for living sake ... you exit to eat, sleep and get rid of waste from your body? Really? Work just to make ends meet? Seriously?

Honey ...each and everyone of us is(was)  born for a purpose in life. What's yours? ...Not trying to preach...but there are things you have to accomplish before your unfortunate- or fortunate in rare cases - demise...I read somewhere that you need to have learnt how to drive, speak at

least three universal languages fluently to mention a few before you become 30...that aside.. Let's focus on you TOUCHING lives before you die...yes..die!

Each time you wake to a new dawn...live it like it's your last..touch lives, change hearts, make a stranger smile so you would be remembered long after you are gone. When the future looks through the past checking through history so vast, your name and deeds would be engraved in hearts. So do good and live life..don't just live ..EXIST

The Struggles of Being "Black-Lipped"

Lips especially a woman's lip is one of the most sensual and appealing part of her being 😉 but at the mention of black lips, what comes to mind are its remedies...really? So, say it is a disease? Tried typing "natural black/dark lips" before? And boommm...all you see are ways to make it pink.

 You know what I think? if God didn't approve of it then why were we born with it in the first place?

So here's my place,

It's unfair to make someone feel bad about having black lips, if not anything, it should be embraced as uniqueness in the first place. Must everyone have pink lips and be fair faced?

Have you ever wondered how many times we - the black lips gang- bruise our lips or even  make our lips darker all in the name of trying to fit in the world of "pink-lipped" humans?

So, pleaseeee, stop laughing at us already !

And for the few "black-lipped" sweethearts, be bold and proud keep your heads up in the clouds. Someone somewhere adores you for who you are and what you look like of course and anyone who doesn't its their loss.

BBNaija: Joe evicted from the Big Brother House

Joe has been sent packing from the Big Brother Naija house after being put up for eviction via Diane's use of her veto power. 

Members of the Icons team which include Cindy, Elozonam, Enkay, Frodd, Ike, Sir Dee, Khafi, Omashola and Tacha were put up for possible eviction last week after they lost a nomination task. Joe got added to the team after Diane used her veto power to save Sir Dee.